the swelling never really lasts

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
im-horngry:

Moose Tracks Ice Cream - As Requested!
funkalmighty:

Kristen Schaal has a tattoo of Louise’s bunny ears on a skull
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